Who is Danny and what does he want?

Our main protagonist is a kind of modern day sage, an urban oracle of sorts. He’s an expert (or at least makes himself sound like one) on an impressive range of topics and holds two World Records: 1. Fastest time for elevating small talk to big talk at a dinner table and 2. Most time spent talking about himself without going to the bathroom (there is a video of this you can find in the ‘Guest appearances’ section of this website).

Danny has a diverse background that has seen him dabble in a wide range of hobbies and careers: he’s made a living as a writer, undercover correspondent, educator, and even as a porn translator. Somewhere in between he also found time to serve in two different armies and to complete a degree in Advanced Waitering (Politics & International Relations) at the University of Cambridge. He’s also an expert (duh!) on linguistics, ice hockey, golf, American football and any other thing you can think of.

And what does he want? Just to make a record of impressive people in his life and beyond, and to share valuable conversations – be they educational, humorous or both.